A tale of two B's

I took Callie to Kohl's to get some tights. I went in the door opposite the children's section which meant I had to cross the whole store and go to the back. I ended up cutting through the middle which happens to be the lingerie section which borders the middle on two whole sides. I realized this was a mistake too late!
When we started walking through she was identifying the sections. "Jewelry Section, socks' section, gloves section, boob section, boob section, boob section, (WALK FASTER JENNY!) boob section, robe section, picture frame section."

It reminded me of this woman in Target. Her daughter pointed out the bra's and asked who would buy them. The Mom said, "Any one who wants to." The daughter continued to ask questions. The Mom suddenly started pretending she was a telephone. "Brr-ring, Brr-ring!" The daughter kept questioning. "Brr-ring! Some one is calling!" The daughter kept questioning. "Brr-ring, answer the phone!"

Callie told my Mom that she needed a bra and insisted she find one in her size. My Mom couldn't convince her otherwise and Callie went and found herself a girls size bra. I'm glad my Mom said no for once!

Ah the joys of womanhood! Boobs and bras'!