Whats Red and Tan and Itchy all over?

That's right! It's me. I decided to go tanning for our big trip! (Virgin Islands Baby!) It's not really my thing, but a friend gave me her tanning package for free, so what the heck right! I knew from the past that you start with a little time and add on. I thought I had started with 8 minutes in the past, so that sounded good. The tan package came complete with one month of unlimited tanning, tanning goggles, moisturizing lotion and a tan enhancer which smelled really nice so I had to try it. Mistake! I got out, took a look in the mirror and about died! I was in a rush so I didn't put the lotion on very well, most of my body was a bright glowing red, but some parts were just normal and some were splotchy! Boy were the red spots itchy! I should have known better! Luckily everything has evened out into a nice tan, but that was a bit too scary! I think I will pass on the lotion next time!